Sicko “Marriage Contract” One For The Ages. Repulsive “Wifely Expectations” pact emerges in Iowa kidnap case. FEBRUARY This country. Reddit gives you the best of the internet in one place. Get a constantly updating feed of breaking news, fun stories, pics, memes, and videos just. The case gained national attention because Frey had a “Contract of Wifely Expectations,” which contained rules for how his wife should dress.

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Also, I’m pretty sure that a good blow job should be rewarded with the opportunity to give another good blow job.

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That way each of them is exactly aware of what expectatoins other is willing to contribute, and what the other expects of them to contribute. He was sentenced to ten years on the sex abuse charge. A male friend and I have decided if we get to a certain age and neither of us are married, we would just marry each other.

Oh, shit, I don’t actually have clntract. Alternatively, you could bargain breaches off against each other you know, what happens everywhere anyway. Say something like points for doing chores which can be redeemed for various benefits. Expectatione then there’s Travis Frey, a year-old Iowa man who is facing charges that he tried to kidnap his own wife not to mention a separate child pornography rap.

Pottawattamie County prosecutors said the case against Frey was one of rape and domestic cohtract. The woman testified that their relationship became “rocky” after she and her husband argued over finances in the fall of I found our wedding vows the other day.

Travis Frey33, of Council Bluffswas initially charged with first-degree kidnapping and domestic abuse assault causing injury. Prosecutors dropped state charges because federal charges will be filed.


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Adult Content Warning This community may contain adult content that is not suitable for minors. Oct 24, Messages: What I would think would be interesting is a clause to say that if a party doesn’t live up to contrac minimums they’ve bound themselves to, the other party can source those needs outside the relationship if they want to. Oct 25, Messages: The woman’s supposed to sign the contract? In breach is where things get fun.

Although no “contract” was involved, the most public incident that some of you guys might remember was the U. The document also stated that unless she exhibited “good behavior” and was “totally compliant,” she would be “tied to the bed and I will do whatever I wish to you.

As for me, at this point, I’d be satisfied with a “quit your bitching” clause in my marriage contract. I politely wiifely, but the contract was awesome. Jerri signed an affidavit to that effect when they divorced. During the investigation, authorities seized Frey’s computer and found over thousand pornographic images, including several of minors. Considering what this guy looks like, am I the only one who wonders what his “wife” looks like?

Congrats contraact the Winners! Hauling wood, butchering the cattle, and hand feeding the wombat are mistakenly missing from this contract. Wish I had included that one in my prenup. And, unlike this asshole, it should cover a whole range of aspects of the relationship: He’s got a lot of clauses citing her menstrual cycle in there. Except instead of being a creepy, weird document that seems fixated on Exoectations Flo’s monthly visit, we were considering a more wholesome angle.

I know I would be pretty motivated to take out the trash if it could be redeemed at some expectafions down the line for some road head or something. When Travis married this moron, it got both of them out of circulation.


I was actually discussing something along the same lines as this with some contraft of mine the other day. I love the section of the contract for Fellatio, Intercourse and other sex acts: This guy is seriously overvaluing the rectum. The woman said she left home and filed for divorce in November when Frey gave her the contract.

Frey was accused of tying his wife to a bed and sexually assaulting her in April So far our imaginary vows include: Wifelh course, if the non-breaching party were to do so that could raise some serious issues for the longevity of the marriage.

She could countersue him for sexual harassment.

I vow to wear a skimpy dress when our sex life gets boring and we resort to pretending we don’t know each other and he picks me up in a bar I vow that when we watch a movie I have seen times, I will not quote every line I vow never to feed him a meal that I have never cooked before unless it’s simple I vow to have two children, and then stop we are both from big families Him: He was given 60 days for domestic abuse, but was given credit for time served.

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Contract of WIfely Expectations

Something tells me this guy is a lawyer. Now it makes sense!

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